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Prez Mugabe’s New Look (PHOTOS)

It’s not often that President Mugabe appears in public so closely-shaved. But as he delivered a speech live on state TV, it was hard not to miss the striking new look. The private News Day reports separately on Wednesday that Mugabe is due to begin campaign rallies ahead of next year’s polls, and so it’s not clear if the new …

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Kenyan Pastor Storms Mortuary To Resurrect His Dead Wife

Mortuary attendants at the Gakwegori Funeral Home in Kenya were left shocked when a pastor stormed the mortuary to resurrect his dead wife. Pastor Robinson Karumba of Eagle Wings Prophetic Ministries, arrived at the Gakwegori Funeral Home with his members in the early hours of Wednesday, demanding the body of his wife released to him, Nairobi News reported. The deceased, …

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Photos: Pastor Commands Heavenly Recharge Cards Into His Church Members Phone

Pastor pictured trying to command heavenly call credits into the phones of his church members According to Malawi News: HILARIOUS! LUSAKA PROPHET PRAYS FOR A RECHARGE FROM HEAVEN INTO CHURCH MEMBERS’ PHONES SUCH HILARITY! This happened at a church in Lusaka yesterday. Mwebantu, has never seen anything like it before. Flamboyant Lusaka based clergyman Prophet Anointed Benard, who is known …

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I Love Wearing My Wife, Family’s Clothes – Asiedu Nketia

On Friday afternoon, the General Secretary of the National Democratic Congress (NDC), Asiedu Nketia was trending on various social media platforms, not for the politics of it but for the fashion sense of it. In the midst of the political tension in the country, Mr Nketia, popularly known as General Mosquito, was trending for his decision to wear a cap …

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Eva Carneiro is behind Mourinho’s woes – Kwaku Bonsam

Popular Ghanaian Fetish Priest Nana Kwaku Bonsam has alleged that Chelsea’s former doctor Eva Carneiro is behind the troubles of the Manchester United Manager, Jose Mourinho. According to him, the former Team Doctor possesses a spirit that is causing all the troubles of the former Chelsea Manager. “Mourinho has to apologize again to Eva and show remorse since he (Mourinho) …

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Chinese billionaire’s son buys his dog eight iPhone 7s

Apple fans lined up across China last week to get their hands on the latest iPhone, while others tried to smuggle handsets in from Hong Kong. But one iPhone user didn’t have to worry: Coco the Alaskan malamute. Coco’s owner Wang Sicong, son of Chinese billionaire Wang Jianlin (estimated worth $30 billion), bought her eight iPhone 7 handsets on the …

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Mugabe Orders Arrest Of The Entire Olympic Team For Not Winning A Medal At Rio 2016

Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe instructed the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe Police Republic, Augustine Chihuri to arrest and detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team members immediately they arrived the Harare International Airport on Tuesday, August 23. Zimbabwe which is one of the countries in the Olympics without a medal presented a team of 31 athletes. The closest any of the athletes …

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